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Funny Text Messages

"Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is." Francis Bacon, the veteran English statesman and philosopher really nailed it in this beautiful quote.
Humor helps us to adapt, learn, grow and survive in the journey of life. Thanks to the marvels of technology, spreading laughter has become an easier task.
It's late in the evening and you are at work. You should have been home a couple of hours ago. You wonder what your wife will have to say when you reach the party late. You have no choice, you pick up the phone to call her, but she sends you a message at the same time. The message says, "I am a killer, I kill people for money ... But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!" That text message certainly broke the ice that day!

Humorous Text Messages

They dropped your name, can you pick it up?
Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going?
Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?

I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils.
You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you?
Be nice to the ones who smoke...every cigarette might be their last.
I know why I am single; my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... sorry I will leave. I can't find a brain.
God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
Opticians bend your rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
Humor, especially in the form of laughter has been the discovery of the human species to counteract the daily stress and worries of life. Imagine a day when you see no soul around you laughing. Not even smiling. Won't you think that the place has been zombi-ed? Funny text messages give us the chance to share jokes with our friends, bringing a smile on their faces, even when we are physically thousands of miles apart. So, are you ready to spread the smiles?

 Buzzle Staff

Brooke Cagle, Lazyartistgallery